Aos formandos 2015:

Mensagem aos formandos 2015.
 
"Que o seu caminho se abra a cada passo,
 aonde for,
 que o vento companheiro seja 
sempre a seu favor, 
que o sol sobre o seu rosto acenda 
alegrias em seu coração e você sinta 
a cada passo que Deus proteja você com o poder
 de Sua mão."
 

Reunião de pais e mestres com rematrícula para 2015.

Dia 05/12/2014 .

Período manhã: 10 horas.
Período tarde: 16 horas

Trazer os seguintes documentos:

Comprovante de endereço com  CEP ( cópia e atualizada);
1 foto 3x4 atualizada.

Obrigado.

A Direção.

 

Comunicado aos formandos:


Ensaio para a formatura: Os alunos formandos deverão se encontrar no Clube Macabi.
Dia 26/11/2014.
LOcal: Av. Nova Cantareira, 4120
Horário: 10 horas
Obs: Neste momento será sorteado as mesas para os formandos e o grupo de formandos será fotografado.

A presença é fundamental.
A Direção

III F.L.A.P.E. - 2014


INSCRIÇÕES ABERTAS PARA O III FESTIVAL LITERÁRIO E ARTÍSTICO DO PEDRO ALEXANDRINO (SARAU) PERÍODO MANHA.

PROCURAR O GRÊMIO ESTUDANTIL.

III FLAPE : DIA 07/10/2014.

 

                                                                                                                                       

FEIRA CULTURAL DAS NAÇÕES: DIA 09/10/2014

 

 

Lei 12730/07 | Lei nº 12.730, de 11 de outubro de 2007 de São Paulo

Proíbe o uso telefone celular nos estabelecimentos de ensino do Estado, durante o horário de aula.

 

O GOVERNADOR DO ESTADO DE SÃO PAULO:

 

Faço saber que a Assembléia Legislativa decreta e eu promulgo a seguinte lei:

 

Artigo 1º - Ficam os alunos proibidos de utilizar telefone celular nos estabelecimentos de ensino do Estado, durante o horário das aulas.

 

Artigo 2º - O Poder Executivo regulamentará esta lei no prazo de 90 (noventa) dias contados da data de sua publicação.

 

Artigo 3º - Esta lei entra em vigor na data de sua publicação.

 

Palácio dos Bandeirantes, aos 11 de outubro de 2007.

 

José Serra

III- Festival Sincronia e Linguagens

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Alexandrino, Pedro (1856 - 1942)

Biografia
Pedro Alexandrino Borges (São Paulo SP 1856 - idem 1942). Pintor, decorador, desenhista e professor. Inicia-se na pintura aos 11 anos, ao trabalhar com o decorador francêsBarandier (ca.1812 - 1867), na catedral de Campinas, São Paulo. Nessa época, também auxilia o decorador francês Stevaux em São Paulo e realiza trabalhos em igrejas, residências e palacetes. Em 1880, recebe as primeiras lições de pintura do pintor mato-grossense João Boaventura da Cruz. A partir de 1883, estuda com Almeida Júnior (1850 - 1899) em seu ateliê, na Rua da Glória, em São Paulo. De 1887 a 1888, estuda desenho com José Maria de Medeiros (1849 - 1925) e pintura com Zeferino da Costa (1840 - 1915), como aluno bolsista da Academia Imperial de Belas Artes - Aiba, no Rio de Janeiro. Entre 1890 e 1892, ingressa na Escola Nacional de Belas Artes - Enba, mas não conclui o curso. De volta a São Paulo, leciona desenho no Liceu de Artes e Ofícios de São Paulo - Laosp, em 1895 e 1896. Viaja para Paris em companhia de Almeida Júnior, como pensionista do Estado de São Paulo, e freqüenta o ateliê de René-Loui Chrétien (1867 - 1942) e a Académie Fernand Carmon. Conhece Antoine Vollon (1833 - 1900), e com ele estuda a partir de 1899. Freqüenta também o Ateliê Lauri e estuda com o pintor Monroy. Retorna ao Brasil na primeira década do século XX, estabelece-se em São Paulo, onde leciona desenho e pintura. Tem como alunos Tarsila do Amaral (1886 - 1973), Anita Malfatti (1889 - 1964) e Bonadei (1906 - 1974), entre outros.

Comentário crítico
Antes mesmo de sua viagem de estudos a Paris, Pedro Alexandrino já é um artista especializado em natureza-morta. Segundo a historiadora da arte Ruth Tarasantchi, sua produção desse período é influenciada por seu mestre, Almeida Júnior (1850 - 1899), principalmente na fatura lisa e na utilização de planos de fundo escuros. Em Cozinha na Roça, 1894, apresenta uma composição com pinceladas mais livres, na qual é possível observar a habilidade do pintor no uso das cores.

Na França, tem contato com a obra de Antoine Vollon (1833 - 1900) e de René-Louis Chrétien (1867 - 1942). Em Paris, como aponta Tarasantchi, suas composições tornam-se mais complexas, realizadas com pinceladas mais largas, com menor preocupação com detalhes. O gosto do artista por formas arrendondadas ou cilíndricas revela-se em Flores e Doces, s.d. ou em Metais, Porcelanas e Morangos, s.d.

Alexandrino é conhecido pela representação de objetos em metal, dos quais consegue transmitir a impressão de volume e brilho. Reúne, por vezes, em uma mesma pintura, dois ou três tipos diferentes de metais, demonstrando sua habilidade em reproduzir os diferentes tons de cada peça. Outra constante em seu trabalho é a exploração dos efeitos de transparência, quando pinta cristais ou garrafas de vidro

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Dia 07/10/2014: III Festival Literario, Artistico do Pedro Alexandrino (F.L.A.P.E.); Periodo manha.

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